March 2012
“im thinking of becoming a drag queen in a couple of years, and dancing for you...”
– literally the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me
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colfershipsdontlie replied to your post: colfershipsdontlie replied to your post: Sometimes…
parents, they just don’t understand…how to be fiscally responsible. I can’t say I haven’t grown to love having the car during the day when I’m in town though. it attracts all the fellas [false it attacts no fellas]
Well I’m sure it attracts more fellas than the car I drive around all day.
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colfershipsdontlie replied to your post: Sometimes when I’m annoyed with school and need…
this is kind of like my mother except she finally bought one a couple years ago even though she should’ve been “one day I will own you”-ing for at least a couple more responsible years…
My dad did that except he bought a house because there’s something wrong in his brain or SOMETHING.
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Sometimes when I’m annoyed with school and need motivation I go to the BMW website and whisper, “One day I will own you,” to whichever car I’m lusting after at the moment.
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richwhitelesbian:
I hope Rick Santorum asks a girl out over Facebook Chat but she thinks they just want to hang out as friends but he thinks it’s a date so he buys flowers and puts on his nicest sweater vest and he shows up at her house and her dad opens the door and her dad shouts into the house “Are you going on a date today?” and she doesn’t know Rick is at the door so she’s like “No i’m just...
richwhitelesbian:
I hope Rick Santorum is playing jenga with his friends and he touches a piece that looks like it will be easy to remove but it isn’t but since he touched it he has to take it out and the tower falls over and he loses the game and everyone gets mad because they had this tower going for a really long time
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February 2012
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Is “I literally hate all of you” an appropriate facebook status?
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“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
(via bronx-beat)
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touristseason:
dumbpointyanimeshades:
my...
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I am just really happy right now.
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“if ricky martin wanted to pee on me he could”
– I AM CRYING AND SCREAMING EVERYTHING IS TOO MUCH
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at a middle-aged actress without plastic surgery: OH GOD SHE LOOKS SO OLD FOR HER AGE WHY DOES SHE LOOK SO OLD GOD SHE LOOKS SO UGLY NOW IS SHE HALF DEAD HOW COULD SHE POSSIBLY LET HER FACE GET THAT WAY?!?!?!
at a middle-aged actress with plastic surgery: OH GOD WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT SHE LOOKS SO UGLY NOW HER FACE IS SO DIFFERENT WHY COULDN'T SHE JUST AGE GRACEFULLY GOD WOW HOW COULD SHE POSSIBLY LET HER FACE GET THAT WAY?!?!?!
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Anonymous asked: sometimes before starting a new...
theoryofperception:
OH MY GOD
EVERYONE DO THIS
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wtfsofunny:
seeing your reflection when watching tv :/
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
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“Intersectionality is not optional. It is not something you can take off and put...”
– Intersectionality Is Not Optional (via satifice)
I had to unfollow a blog I quite liked when they accused trans* people of trying to “derail” a reproductive rights discussion by having the nerve to ask to be included in the language of a poster.
(via cloneboy)
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school is the worst why can’t I just marathon tv shows all day
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